Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 　
　钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 　

　 　　One should love animals. They are so tasty. 　
　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 　

　 　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.  　
　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 　

　 　　Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 　　
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

　　 　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 　
　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 　

　 　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　 　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 　
　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 　

　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

　　 　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 　
　不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 　　

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 　
　爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 　

　 　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

　　 　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 　
　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。 　　

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 　　
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 　

　 　　"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " 　
　“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。 　

　"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 　
　“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

I’ve learned… That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

我明白了…世界上最好的教室就是老人的脚边。

I’ve learned… That when you’re in love, it shows.

我明白了…当你沉浸在爱情中，会表现出来的。

I’ve learned… That just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day!” makes my day.

我明白了…有人告诉我“你让我很快乐！”，这使我很快乐。

I've learned… That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

我明白了…有个孩子在在你的臂弯中入睡是世界上最安宁的感觉。

I’ve learned… That being kind is more important than being right.

我明白了…秉性善良比行事正确更为重要。

I’ve learned… That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

我明白了…永远不要拒绝一个孩子赠与的礼物。

I’ve learned… That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

我明白了…如果从各种方面我都没有能力帮助他的时候，我就为他祈祷。

I’ve learned… That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

我明白了…不管生活让你变得多名的严肃，每个人都要有一个可以胡作非为的朋友。

I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

我明白了…有时候每个人都需要一只可以握住的手和一颗信任的心。

I’ve learned… That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

我明白了…但我孩提时在夏天夜晚陪着我父亲走过几个街区曾感动过我，当我成人时。

I’ve learned… That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

我明白了…生命象一卷厕纸。越到最后，走得越快。

I’ve learned… That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

我明白了…我们应该感到高兴，上帝没有把我们想得到的都给予我们。

I’ve learned… That money doesn’t buy class.

我明白了…金钱并不能买到社会地位。

I’ve learned…That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

我明白了…就是一些生活的琐碎让生命壮丽。

I’ve learned… That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

我明白了…在某些人的坚硬外壳下，也有渴望欣赏和理解的一面。

I’ve learned… That the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

我明白了…上帝并没有把一切都做完。否则，我能做什么呢？

I've learned… That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

我明白了…应该忽视的是，事实并不能改变事实。

I've learned… That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

我明白了…如果你蓄谋报复某人，只会让那个人继续伤害你。

I’ve learned… That love, not time, heals all wounds.

我明白了…是爱，而不是时间，能够治愈一切伤痛。

I’ve learned… That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

我明白了…使我成长的捷径就是围绕在比我聪敏的人身旁。

I’ve learned… That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

我明白了…你遇到的所有的人都应该给他们一个微笑。

I’ve learned… That there’s nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

我明白了…在和孩子们一起睡，感受他们的呼吸喷在你的脸上的时候，世界上没有较之更甜蜜的事情。

I’ve learned…. That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

我明白了…直到你爱上了一个人才发现原来有人是完美的。

I’ve learned…That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

我明白了…生命是艰难的，而我更坚强。

I’ve learned… That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

我明白了…机会从不落空，总有人得到你错过的。

I’ve learned… That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

我明白了…当你遭遇苦难，幸福总会在某处停靠。

I’ve learned… That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

我明白了…我真希望在父亲去世之前能再说一次我爱他。

I’ve learned… That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

我明白了…一个人应该温柔地遵守诺言，因为明天他可能就食言了。

I’ve learned… That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

我明白了…微笑是最廉价的改善自己面孔的方法。

I’ve learned… That I can’t choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

我明白了…我不能改变我的想法，但是我可以改变我的做法。

I’ve learned… That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

我明白了…当最近降生的曾孙用他的小拳头握住你的小拇指的时候，你发现你对生命如此的着迷。

I’ve learned… That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.

我明白了…所有的人都想停留在山顶，但所有的乐趣和成长发生在爬上的过程里。

I’ve learned … That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

我明白了…发表建议最好在以下两个场合：别人发出请求，和生命收到威胁的时候。

I’ve learned… That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

我明白了…越是给很少的时间，我能做越多的事情。

However menial your life is,meet it and live it;do not shun it and call it
hard names.
不论你的生活如何卑微，你要面对它，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。
It is not so bad as you thought.It might look poorest when you are richest.
它不像你想的那样差劲。或许你最富有的时候，倒是看似最穷的时候。
The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.
爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。
Love your life even poor as it is.
你要爱你的生活，尽管它贫穷。
You may have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hours,even in a poor-house.
甚至在破旧的房子里，你也会有愉快、高兴、光荣的时候。
The snow melts before its door as early in the spring.
在那门前，积雪在早春融化。
A quiet mind may live contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,
as in a palace.
一个从容的人，在哪里也会像在皇宫中一样，生活得神采奕奕。
They are great simply because they receive life without misgiving.
　　
他们之所以伟大，仅仅是因为珍惜生活

All that is beautiful poems and passages of life
things do not change;we change.sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
万物不变，是我们在变。你的衣服可以卖掉，但要保留你的思想

think it over……好好想想……

today we have higher buildings and wider highways,but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view;
今天我们拥有了更高层的楼宇以及更宽阔的公路，但是我们的性情却更为急躁，眼光也更加狭隘；

we spend more,but enjoy less;
我们消耗的更多，享受到的却更少；

we have bigger houses,but smaller famillies;
我们的住房更大了，但我们的家庭却更小了；

we have more compromises,but less time;
我们妥协更多，时间更少；

we have more knowledge,but less judgment;
我们拥有了更多的知识，可判断力却更差了；

we have more medicines,but less health;
我们有了更多的药品，但健康状况却更不如意；

we have multiplied out possessions,but reduced out values;
我们拥有的财富倍增，但其价值却减少了；

we talk much,we love only a little,and we hate too much;
我们说的多了，爱的却少了，我们的仇恨也更多了；

we reached the moon and came back,but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors;
我们可以往返月球，但却难以迈出一步去亲近我们的左邻右舍；

we have conquered the uter space,but not our inner space;
我们可以征服外太空，却征服不了我们的内心；

we have highter income,but less morals;
我们的收入增加了，但我们的道德却少了；

these are times with more liberty,but less joy;
我们的时代更加自由了，但我们拥有的快乐时光却越来越少；

we have much more food,but less nutrition;
我们有了更多的食物，但所能得到的营养却越来越少了；

these are the days in which it takes two salaries for each home,but divorces increase;
现在每个家庭都可以有双份收入，但离婚的现象越来越多了；

these are times of finer houses,but more broken homes;
现在的住房越来越精致，但我们也有了更多破碎的家庭；

that\‘s why i propose,that as of today;
这就是我为什么要说，让我们从今天开始；

you do not keep anything for a special occasion.because every day that you live is a special occasion.
不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别；

search for knowledge,read more ,sit on your porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs;
寻找更我的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法；

spend more time with your family and friends,eat your favorite foods,visit the places you love;
花多点时间和朋友与家人在一起，吃你爱吃的食物，去你想去的地方；

life is a chain of moments of enjoyment;not only about survival;
生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存；

use your crystal goblets.do not save your best perfume,and use it every time you feel you want it.
举起你的水晶酒杯吧。不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！

remove from your vocabulary phrases like\"one of these days\"or \"someday\";
从你的词汇库中移去所谓的“有那么一天”或者“某一天”；

let\‘s write that letter we thought of writing \"one of these days\"!
曾打算“有那么一天”去写的信，就在今天吧！

let\‘s tell our families and friends how much we love them;
告诉家人和朋友，我们是多么地爱他们；

do not delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life;
不要延迟任何可以给你的生活带来欢笑与快乐的事情；

every day,every hour,and every minute is special;
每一天、每一小时、每一分钟都是那么特别；

and you don't know if it will be your last.
你无从知道这是否最后刻。